(Drawing by Bryan Bruchman)

The nice young men of The Secret Life Of Sofia just returned from a successful tour only to be attacked by the Subinev Robot Conversion Machine — we think it’s kinda like that giant computer the villainess falls into in Superman III — you know, she falls in and, for some reason, comes out looking like a robot or something, then, at the end, Superman crushes his glasses into a diamond with his bare hands and Richard Pryor thinks he can fly. We wonder if Eric can crush things into diamonds with his bare hands. Or maybe Kyle thinks he can fly.